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About this Site

Located deep in the impacted bowels of Memphis Tennessee, the Ominous Comma is a bright spot in a landscape of slightly brighter spots.

Having given up on making significant contributions to the greater good, the Comma is learning to be content with its roll in the greater okay.

While you’re here, don’t miss the impressive lists of goals below.


The Ominous Comma exists to:

1. Inspire and entertain an ever-expanding audience.

2. Provide me with experience and exposure as a humorist.

3. Reduce my dependency on wage slavery.

4. Set me apart from the rest of humanity as an artist of exceptional genius, compassion, and wit; while vindicating me, at last, to the vast assemblage of doubters, scoffers, and fools I have encountered in my travels.*

Okay, I made that last one up, but you get the idea.


*If you didn’t notice that goal number four was a joke, don’t feel bad. An absent sense of humor in no way reduces your worth as a person, and actually qualifies you for many government positions. However, you probably won’t get much out of this site and might as well wander off to watch C-Span or something.