Comments on: A Bill From My Body

By: Brent

Brent — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:15:48 +0000

Wait just a minute there sparky!

Ice cream is the fountain of youth, and I won’t hear an ill word about it.

Sometimes I wonder about you.

By: Lynn

Lynn — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:44:56 +0000

I also believe that it has a lot to do with the amount of donuts, McDonalds, and ice cream that one consumes.

By: Brent

Brent — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:46:30 +0000

As Harrison Ford says in the original Indiana Jones, “It’s not the years, it’s the miles.”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:36:02 +0000

I wonder at what age your body decidedly turns on you? Maybe it’s not an age, but a choice. Your body chooses to show you whose boss when the total number of ignorant acts exceeds the total number of intelligent acts. Ooh, that reminds me of a formula I recently viewed.

A-C=C-A/D%xB-current age+H/age when you first felt your body going to pot.

By: Lynn

Lynn — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:10:07 +0000

It is very fortuituous that your body did not decide to strike. Your body must have been in a forgiving mood.

By: Debbie

Debbie — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 15:27:12 +0000

My body charges me a mental anguish fee just for the enormous energy exerted every morning in showing up for work. Fortunately, my body extends a happiness refund when I return home to my son.