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Happy Independence Day

by Brent on July 3, 2009

in Random

Stand by for an important holiday announcement

Happy Fourth of July from everyone here at The Ominous Comma
Be safe

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If you find yourself in Memphis this July you will have entered into the classic good news / bad news situation.
The bad news is that it is so hideously, fiendishly hot here now, that your primary mode of transportation will be to swim from place to place in a pool of your own sweat.
The good [...]

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New Video Series

by Brent on June 24, 2009

in Adventures of the Author

Look what trouble I am starting now:
What Brent Says -coming soon to a video screen near you. Don’t miss a single episode, subscribe today.

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Steady

by Brent on June 17, 2009

in Most Joking Aside

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Preparing for a wedding can be tricky, even if it’s not yours.
Especially if it’s not yours.
Especially if, to pick a purely and totally hypothetical case, the wedding in question belongs to your daughter, your baby, the one you didn’t just watch grow up, but actually grew up alongside of. The always changing, yet comfortingly consistent [...]

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The first ever Ominous Comma Bad Idea of the Week award goes to the Tennessee State Legislature for their enthusiasm to allow concealed firearms into bars and restaurants.
It’s just hard to imagine any recipe that starts with “Add one part firearms to two parts alcohol…” that doesn’t somehow end with “…serve chilled at your favorite [...]

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More Than A Feeling

by Brent on June 5, 2009

in Adventures of the Author

Do you feel that in the air? Right below the humidity, a little to the left of the bugs? Yeah, right there.
That’s anticipation.
It occupies the atmosphere tonight, not for any of the usual reasons like air-traffic gridlock or chronic Phil Collins exposure, but because tomorrow my daughter returns home.

That’s right friends and neighbors, in just [...]

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