To ease the assimilation of cannibalistic peoples into American culture, Frito-Lay is introducing a new line of snack foods geared toward the Cannibal-American population.
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The first entry into this new snack market is Grandma’s Rich and Chewy Cookies. These grandmother fortified pastries allow Cannibal-Americans to discreetly partake of their native cuisine during the difficult process of adopting American norms and values.
Other major food companies are monitoring this emerging market, with new cannibal friendly products rumored to be under development for well-established brands such as Little Debbie snacks, Uncle Tom’s rice, and Aunt Jemima syrup.
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I’m thinking Little Debbie snacks will taste good.
Now Hannibal “the cannibal” Lecture will be bombarded with product endorsements. Some good does come out of being a brilliant, cunning, psychotic cannibal after all.
This is a major shift in the food industry, but I really can’t foresee any major objections from society as a whole.
I’m thinking now is a good time for me to revert back to vegetarianism.
Veggies do sound good right about now.
Do you know that cannibal parents have very few problems parenting their children.