Caption Contest – Commencement

by Brent on May 3, 2008

in Random

Hello friends, I am at this very minute celebrating my newly acquired emancipation from college and as always, I am thinking of you.

For those who may be feeling left out on an occasion of such educational magnitude and significance, I have arranged a handy caption contest so that you may vicariously participate in the festivities.

So feel free to send in your best caption for the picture below and I’ll put up my favorites for public vote next week.

Brent Diggs Graduates

Other than that and brownies the only other way to to reward me on such an achievement would be to subscribe.

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Tell all your friend on humor-blogs.com. You can even mention it at alltop.com

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Don’t fret Comma addicts, more witty humor will be forthcoming soon.

{ 26 comments… read them below or add one }

TheMrs May 3, 2008 at 5:44 pm

“When I sneeze, my eyebrow does this…”

“E-Pluribi-rss”

“Here come da judge.. here come da…. oops! Wrong caption contest!”

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Chris C May 3, 2008 at 10:47 pm

congrats man! Ok that isn’t a quote hehe

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don May 3, 2008 at 11:14 pm

“Another Satisfied DONCO Art School Graduate!”

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Alex L May 3, 2008 at 11:22 pm

College graduate, and he cant even draw a comma correctly…

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LOBO May 3, 2008 at 11:41 pm

That’s typical.

I award you the Predator Press Temporary Lifetime Achievement Award, and you’re all blustery over this clearly inferior distinction.

[*sigh*]

Well, congratulations anyway.

:)

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Chris non-C May 4, 2008 at 12:49 am

Now that Brent is certified, his signal strength has increased a great deal.

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Creechman May 4, 2008 at 5:43 am

“I see this on a t-shirt making me millions”

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Daniel May 4, 2008 at 10:06 am

I finally learned how to point with two fingers while simultaneously extending my thumb so they gave me this diploma and a ticket home on that really cool short bus.

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Daniel May 4, 2008 at 10:06 am

Oh and congrats on your accomplishment.

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Roann May 4, 2008 at 7:11 pm

Congrats! You look so…..educated.

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don May 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Can I do two?

OK, here’s my other one.

“Recent cutbacks in education funding have had their effects; even in the quality of diplomas.”

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diesel May 5, 2008 at 12:36 pm

Brent demonstrates his first million dollar product concept: The one ring binder!

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Jay May 5, 2008 at 2:25 pm

New college grad. No job, no money. Feed me.

And congrats!

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Temukan Roy Suryo May 5, 2008 at 7:42 pm

wa ha ha h a
Jay’s comment is very funny!
That’s for sure…

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Lynn May 5, 2008 at 11:59 pm

“Rainbows are pretty, even in black and white.”
Congrats!

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Lord Likely May 6, 2008 at 7:20 am

‘Brent’s Graduation Ceremony: Proudly Sponsored by Feedburner’.

Congratulations, sir!

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Brent May 6, 2008 at 11:12 am

And then, buoyed on a wave of educational confidence, the author went on to fame and success as inspirational blogger filling the hearts of millions with hope, determination, and hot air.

….Wait a minute, I just remembered I can’t play.

Never mind.

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rjlight May 6, 2008 at 6:34 pm

I spend all this money and all I get is a mock rss widget?
OR

Subscribe to my feed and you will get a diploma too!

OR

You too can doodle in class and get a diploma!

OR

My schooling reminds me of a rock next to the ocean.

(okay, that’ll do, that’ll do)

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LOBO May 8, 2008 at 10:36 pm

I’ve been starin at this for like two hours waiting for Brant to flip the page and the Bob Dylan song to start.

This must be a really long download.

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Nissa June 12, 2008 at 10:45 am

‘Taking the celebration of 150 readers a little further than most..’

Congrats!

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Jason - GorillaSushi June 12, 2008 at 12:18 pm

The “Collegiate Caper” is easily recognized by his cap/gown, finger gun and cryptic ransom notes. Why he can’t just write “give me $60 or the kid gets it”, we’ll never know.

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Melissa June 13, 2008 at 1:46 pm

Zoolander School of Modeling valedictorian presenting his signature pose, Blue Steel 2.0.

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don May 6, 2008 at 5:48 pm

That one sucked anyway.

So did I win yet?

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Lynn May 6, 2008 at 11:37 pm

Did not!

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Brent May 7, 2008 at 9:02 am

Now children you know there’s no fighting on the internet until your homework is done.

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Chris non-C May 10, 2008 at 11:46 am

LOBO, Keeping waiting. It’s worth it!

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