We’ve had lots of good responses to the Carping Diem caption contest.
We’ve also had some responses by Lynn.
I was going to have Mrs. Diesel narrow down the finalists but it seems that she is under exclusive contract to MattressPolice.com. Fortunately for me, the multi-tasking, multi-talented, multi-lingual Hot Comma Momma stopped by to watch me work my magic, and graciously volunteered to pick out a half dozen healthy specimens which you can find immediately below this sentence:
Wolf ’s caption: “The driver of the Toyota, “Comma 1,” was surprised to receive a bill from Dr. Toboggans for “vehicle undercarriage inspection services.”
Youthful One’s caption: “The alarming sympathy you’re displaying stems from the misperception you suffer from that I am in danger of physical harm. Obviously you are unaware of my world-renown, highly sophisticated, electro-magnetic, hyperstatic desensitization techniques. Therefore, we will start those immediately upon your next visit.”
Sherry’s caption: “Giving Birth to a new model Toyota was harder than the good Dr. thought.”
R.J.’s caption: “Brilliancy is seldom applauded.”
John’s caption: “I’ll still be charging you for this session. Oh, and your insurance doesn’t cover vanity plates.”
And Debbie’s caption: “Did they give you a special stupid license today Comma 1?”
Vote for your favorite on this high-tech voting device and, assuming we can avoid hanging chads, we will have a winner by Friday.
This fine example of democracy in action has hopefully appeared on humor-blogs.com