Today’s allotment of expertise:
“I admit that this therapy is a little controversial, but there’s nothing quite like it for getting to the root of a stubborn neurosis like yours.”
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Next session: Unique
Previous session: Medicate
Learn more about Dr. Toboggans and his highly abrasive funny psychology.
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Yes, that machete would “motivate” anyone to get their lives in tact! Can I borrow it?
I’m a little confused. How can shaving a bald spot in the back of the head be therapy? That Dr. T must be some kind of genius.
That is the best tie, ever………….EVER!
stop staring at me!!
Beenzzz,
The motivation machete is strictly for medicinal purposes and requires several licenses, certification, and prescriptions to use safely.
But for the right amount of say, chocolate, I might accidentally misplace it for a few days.
Chris non-C,
The bald sport is key to the meditative serenity of many monastic traditions. It is also just painful enough to give the therapist ultimate focus during the curative process.
The tie is to capture the attention of the victim/client until it too late to escape the session.
Chris Cameron,
The wandering gaze is found in many portraits of great men, usually found in old and possibly haunted houses.
In this case however, it is merely a figment of your guilty conscience.
I can stare if I want to.
I tried this on my kids but I couldn’t remember how to tie the tie.
that machete looks strangely like the frosting knife that the hot comma momma wields in the kitchen around birthdays and holidays. she knows how to command her household.
Does the good Doctor trim his majestic mustache with that massive machete?
Indubitably, my good driver.
I don’t recall the HCM having a frosting knife that small. She usually goes for the two footer at least.
Fortunately for me, she has unable to lift her blade since sustaining her injuries.
RJ,
I’m working on a clip on version of the tie for overworked parents, and under appreciated supervisors.
That is fortunate for you indeed Brent.