Today’s serving of astuteness:
“I have searched every volume in my library and have concluded that you are unique in the history of psychology. This will make curing you more difficult, but on the positive side, your condition will be named after me.”
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(why are there no little commas here yet? Are they afraid of attracting the attention of Dr.Toboggans?)
I personally don’t feel comfortable subconsciously exposing any psychosis’ for Dr. T to disembowl and hang out to dry. Oops, I’ve probably already said too much.
Would that be Haroldoids, Tobogganosis, or Schizoboggan?
Tobogganosis would be a great name for an intractable mental illness.
By the way, is the good doctor levitating that large book with just the power of his mind?
MT,
Little Commas should definitely travel in packs for mutual protection.
Jenn,
Don’t expose your psychosis, keep your mental trench coat firmly closed.
Chris + TDB,
I think it needs a longer and scarier name, like maybe Chronic Anxietal Disfunctive Tobogganosis. But I am definitely
open for suggestions.
Anybody? Anybody?
TDB,
No, its levitating by the power of that tie.
TDB,
The power of the doctor’s hypnotic gaze has been know to raise Volkswagens off the pavement and cash from the billfold.
It is rumored that he can even validate credit cards from across the room with his piercing eye-rays of treatment.
Disfunctive
Now that’s a really cool word. I think you are on to something.
Brent’s power of suggestion often rivels the Dr. I think they are spending too much time together.
Chris,
Disfunctive is a cool word. It reminds me of when the weathermen call bad weather “tornatic.” Even the weathermen can make up words!
I dunno – my new favorite word is “Schizoboggan”. It makes me smile. Has a really great ring to it. Reminds me of fahrvergnugen.
Doctor, I have a problem. My wallet is so over-stuffed with money, that it is weighing me down and ruining the line of my perfectly-tailored suit. Can you help me at all with this most pressing of problems?
Sincerely,
Lord Likely.
Lord Likely,
Whatever help the Doctor is unable to provide, I assure you, I can help with. I have the perfect treatment for ill fitting suits.
On second thought, forget I said any of that and just hand over the wallet.
Lord Likely,
You know if you bring this problem to the Dr. that very soon you will be without a suit altogether.
Lord Likely,
You must not be married.
Your Lordship,
Due to the pressing nature of your discomfort, I have rescheduled Brent and given his time slot to you. Come down to my office today, unload your troublesome billfold and give it to my receptionist.
You should start to feel better immediately, but if you wish to unburden your soul as well, then feel free to proceed into my office and babble on about your inadequacies.
Although I will not actually be present for this session I do promise to give your whinnings just as much attention as I would if I were there.
Good day.
I must pay the good doctor a visit some day.
Well, it’s nice to see that the good Dr. can be reached so quickly if the price is right. I knew that he would respond. I have faith that Brent will undoubtedly get a kickback from the whole transaction. Maybe even Fording.
Lis,
With the Doctor, a little therapy goes along way. Thanks for stopping by and be sure to come back anytime you might need “curing.”
Youthfulone,
You are quite correct, I can already imagine myself threatening to smack the Schizoboggan out of my children if they don’t put down their guns and leave the bank immediately.
It’s a perfect word for disfunctive people everywhere. (I would not presume to assume that you yourself are disfunctive, but your presence here on this site doesn’t exactly scream “emotionally well adjusted” either.)
I don’t know what Brent is talking about. We little commas are very well adjusted to being here.
The good doctor is something of a miracle-worker, it must be said.
And such smooth hands, to boot.