Today’s dose of delight:
“If you are ever to succeed at anything more challenging than tying your shoes, we must get in contact with your inner loser.”
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my daughter is crushed she can’t even master the shoe tying. Those rabbit ears are just giving her nightmares.
oh, no that was my husband.
My inner looser has just tagged your outer one.
http://rosettarants.blogspot.com/2007/06/tag.html
I hope you can play, dear Dr.!
My current job has caused my inner loser to “blossom”
I’m very much in touch with him these days…..
Isn’t extreme shoe tying an Xgames event? I’ll have you know, Dr T, it is a very hard thing to learn.
Dr. T thinks that everything is easy because he has a PHD. He cheats at everything and gets away with it.
Debbie,
Did you see under Dr.T’s eyes? He looks like he is really tired. Maybe he should stop thinking so much about himself and focus on others. He just gives too much to himself.
Lynn,
Now that you mention it, during my last session with Dr. T, he was the one sprawled out on the psycho couch and I had to sit in this little bitty uncomfortable fold out chair that kept collapsing. Midway through my problematic ramblings he started to snore.
Continued…
Continued… (?)
Dr. T said he was not snoring.
…he said he was merely enacting…
…a new cognitive…
…meditative sleep…
…transference therapy.
Hmmm…
transference party
Sorry I haven’t been able to come out and play, I’m in a real time crunch right now. I will come back as soon as I can. I promise.
No problem. You are worth the wait.
Dr. T is a weird man.