Contact – By Doctor Toboggans by Brent | Jun 27, 2007 | Fiction | 19 comments Today’s dose of delight: “If you are ever to succeed at anything more challenging than tying your shoes, we must get in contact with your inner loser.” —- Next session: Explore Previous session: Unique Learn more about Dr. Toboggans and his arrogantly funny psychology. Related posts: Resistant – By Doctor Toboggans Annoying – By Doctor Toboggans Capacity – Doctor Toboggans Opinion – From Doctor Harold Toboggans Stupid – Doctor Harold Toboggans 19 Comments rjlight on June 27, 2007 at 10:29 am my daughter is crushed she can’t even master the shoe tying. Those rabbit ears are just giving her nightmares. rjlight on June 27, 2007 at 10:29 am oh, no that was my husband. Translator on June 27, 2007 at 10:47 am My inner looser has just tagged your outer one. http://rosettarants.blogspot.com/2007/06/tag.html I hope you can play, dear Dr.! John O. on June 27, 2007 at 12:30 pm My current job has caused my inner loser to “blossom” I’m very much in touch with him these days….. Chris on June 27, 2007 at 3:40 pm Isn’t extreme shoe tying an Xgames event? I’ll have you know, Dr T, it is a very hard thing to learn. Lynn on June 27, 2007 at 6:53 pm Dr. T thinks that everything is easy because he has a PHD. He cheats at everything and gets away with it. Lynn on June 28, 2007 at 2:48 am Debbie, Did you see under Dr.T’s eyes? He looks like he is really tired. Maybe he should stop thinking so much about himself and focus on others. He just gives too much to himself. Debbie on June 28, 2007 at 10:48 am Lynn, Now that you mention it, during my last session with Dr. T, he was the one sprawled out on the psycho couch and I had to sit in this little bitty uncomfortable fold out chair that kept collapsing. Midway through my problematic ramblings he started to snore. Continued… Anonymous on June 28, 2007 at 11:25 am Continued… (?) Debbie on June 28, 2007 at 11:35 am Dr. T said he was not snoring. Debbie on June 28, 2007 at 11:37 am …he said he was merely enacting… Debbie on June 28, 2007 at 11:39 am …a new cognitive… Debbie on June 28, 2007 at 11:41 am …meditative sleep… Debbie on June 28, 2007 at 11:41 am …transference therapy. Debbie on June 28, 2007 at 11:42 am Hmmm… jenn on June 28, 2007 at 9:28 pm transference party Brent on June 29, 2007 at 5:57 am Sorry I haven’t been able to come out and play, I’m in a real time crunch right now. I will come back as soon as I can. I promise. Debbie on June 29, 2007 at 9:09 am No problem. You are worth the wait. Lynn on June 29, 2007 at 1:46 pm Dr. T is a weird man.