Comments on: Technique – From Doctor Harold Toboggans

By: Brent

Brent — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:25:45 +0000

I can see a made-for-television movie out of all this:

Hallmark presents- The Mustache.

Brought to you by Velveeta: “Nothin’ says cheesy like a big chuck of Velveeta on your plate.”

By: jenn

jenn — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:24:01 +0000

an alien symbiote attached to a lifelike puppet. i think this must be what is really going on.

By: Debbie

Debbie — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 21:32:30 +0000

Brent,

Nevermind, it’s not worth mentioning. One of my friends calls me “squirrel-friend” and then puffs out her face like Dr. T (above). (Damnit Debbie, I told you it was not worth mentioning…Brent is still scratching his head)

RJ,

Both are real…real in littlecommaville anyway…

Lynn,

Now that you mention it Lynn, we should probably contact DanDan as he is the most frequent patient of the Good Doctor. (I think maybe DanDan is the one giving the therapy though. Afterall, Dr. T needs someone to confide in…)

By: rjlight

rjlight — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:15:18 +0000

Okay, so the squirrel is real but the mustache isn’t, right?

By: Karl Wolfbrooks

Karl Wolfbrooks — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:40:38 +0000

As for my facial accouterment …”Squished”? I dare say no. Distinguished, yes! The mustache defines the man, Shakespear might say …the man the mustache.

By: Lynn

Lynn — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:05:44 +0000

anonymous,
Brent has worn a tie and jacket before; however, he looks far more spectacular than the Dr. He always makes it look real!

By: Lynn

Lynn — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:03:54 +0000

Debbie,
I have never seen him rub the middle. I thought that maybe you had. I bet DanDan has seen it though since he spends so much time with the Dr.

Brent,
You are probably correct about the fungus.

By: Brent

Brent — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:52:56 +0000

Debbie,
Who is the squirrel faced friend? I am not quite tracking.

Karl,
your own mustache is exceedingly distinguished.

Or perhaps extinguished.

But definitely something squished.

Lynn,
The coffee is real. Really real. It is a genuine source of caffeinated creativity, straight from the loving heart of the achingly beautiful HCM.

RJ,
What is real? Can you truly deny that a glacier of hair is carving its way across the man’s face?

Or is just a trick of photons? They can be real pranksters.

Or perhaps a really repugnant moth has landed on the doctor’s lip. Maybe it has a leech-lock on his face.

Maybe the hairy protrusion is a super-intelligent alien symbiote and the doctor is just a life size puppet in its master plan of psychological domination.

Or maybe its just fake.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:42:36 +0000

Is that why the doctor looks as if he needs an air sickness bag in this photo?

By: Brent

Brent — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:40:44 +0000

The mustache is actually a slow spreading fungus that is gradually claiming the doctor’s face.

I think he should feel fortunate, no one else would claim it.