Comments on: Transport – By Doctor Toboggans

By: Brent

Brent — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:41:58 +0000

I tried that but they keep repopulating.

It’s like some weird red-neck video game: Advance to Level Three – Bonus Round.

By: Brent

Brent — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:39:44 +0000

Very well. Little Miss Ominous is in fact the chipped block of the Hot Comma Momma.

Not only did the apple not fall far from the tree, I haven’t been able to get it off the branch.

(Not that I’m complaining.)

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:04:35 +0000

I know your pain. I have a little miss tea cup moose herder myself and she also gets lots of attention from creepy little teen aged pervs. My solution for not seeing them was to purge the local population of all males between 12 and 60. It took care of a lot of problems but now with only women around, traffic has become an issue.

By: Debbie

Debbie — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 23:13:47 +0000

Oh that’s funny. I guess you know her mother well.

By: MT (that MindTweaks Chick)

MT (that MindTweaks Chick) — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 19:48:03 +0000

er…. the “creepily stalkerish” bit was meant to have strikethrough on it. I don’t know why it didn’t work, but it distinctly ruined the humor! HRRMPH.

By: MT (that MindTweaks Chick)

MT (that MindTweaks Chick) — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 19:46:41 +0000

Dear Doctor Toboggans,

(she said, while studiously striving to avoid eye contact, as recommended)

There is something creepily stalkerish comforting in knowing that you peer in on my blog every so often, as revealed by the MyBlogLog widget which I unwisely installed sometime ago.

Seeing your face there makes me feel.. well…. cared about…

Cared about, in that Life-in-a-Fishbowl, Psychiatric/Sociological-Experiment sort of way that would be at home in an episode of Twilight Zone.

I’ve considered uninstalling the widget, but then I fear you’d be forced to peer in the bedroom window, and where would that leave us? We musn’t indulge my psychiatric fetish any more than necessary.

*wistful sigh*

By: Brent

Brent — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:59:40 +0000

She takes a cruel pleasure in the art of the turndown. She is quite good, it must come from her mother’s side.

By: Debbie

Debbie — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:33:44 +0000

Yes, that would be a full time job for you, however; with a name like LMO I bet she can handle it.

By: Brent

Brent — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:01:21 +0000

No, I can’t say that I have ever ~~endured~~ experienced that particular procedure and to be honest, it’s not really on my list of things to do either.

By: Jami

Jami — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 14:30:54 +0000

I can see that you’ve never experienced the “Fever Reducer Extraordinaire”™ utilized by fine hospitals everywhere. I also goes by the generic name of “ice water aspirin enema” and is known on the street as “Chillin’” or “Numbass”.