Comments on: Annoying – By Doctor Toboggans

By: Brent

Brent — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 23:51:10 +0000

I’m sorry the doctor is not in right now. Your suggestion will be forwarded to the Executive Assistant of Unpleasant Beverages.

Sally — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:57:10 +0000

Have you tried some prune juice?

Brent — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:49:36 +0000

I know one time was when your check bounced, what was the other time?

Brent — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:46:54 +0000

Actually, part of the problem was the Doctor’s participation in the new cardboard-fiberglass diet.

He lost 62 pounds, all from his ankles.

Doctor Toboggans — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:21:13 +0000

Hysterical Skivvy Insect Syndrome is not unusual for men of your emotional makeup.

Your tendency to sit on ant farms is.

Doctor Toboggans — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:17:22 +0000

My tastes are very refined, but I tend to withhold judgment when the subject is as captivating as this.

Brent — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:14:44 +0000

Coffee is for the weak and neurotic. My former patient, Brent, drank it by the gallon when he wasn’t sloshing all over himself.

As for myself, I require nothing other than the stimulation provided by my own genius.

And an occasional lithium martini.

Brent — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:09:10 +0000

A show of life with my family would start an entire new genre, Surreality TV.

I’ll let you know when I sell the rights.

Lynn — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:30:26 +0000

Now that is a familiar face. I saw that face at least twice before my escape.

Beenzzz — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:18:30 +0000

Did someone hit you in a bad place? You look so pained in that picture. You know, more fiber will help you.