Like a linguine infusion, Doctor Toboggans is cloging your capillaries, filling the vacant spaces of your mind. On the positive side, I’m sure you’ll be quite proud of all the records you’ve set in pasta circulation.
Today’s auspicious observation:
“Fascinating. Once again you have demonstrated how nothing is ever truly idiot proof.“
Another service of the Ominous Comma, the first, middle1, and last name in intelligent humor.
- Use of the middle name does not necessarily constitute parental disciplinary measures, but it is strongly implied. ↩