Therapy Time with Doctor Harold Toboggans

Caption Contest: The Prize.

by Brent on May 2, 2007

in Fiction


Doctor Harold Toboggans-with friend like this who needs enemas

As a reward for all the diligent effort in our recent caption contest, the illustrious Dr. Toboggans has opted to grace us with his illuminating wisdom and vast wealth of charm.

Click on the speaker-thingy to hear him for yourself.

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{ 15 comments… read them below or add one }

Sher May 2, 2007 at 10:51 am

Wow. Toboggans has a sexy, Robert Goulet voice, huh?

Maybe he should consider a singing career.

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Brent May 2, 2007 at 11:57 am

Thank you, I know he will appreciate your compliments, however singing is not in the doctors immediate future.

But I would remiss if I did not mention that his distant relative Ruckus MacMullit will be singing on the soon to be released Danger Couch DVD: Danger Couch and the Tinsel of Doom. Which my partners and I are working feverishly upon.

I will keep Comma fans posted, just in case they may be interested.

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TDB May 2, 2007 at 9:21 pm

He sounds exactly as I imagined he would…of course, I’m frequently over medicated.

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Lynn May 3, 2007 at 1:02 am

If he’s out, where is out to? He promised me another session from jail. The fish parts are getting old.

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Brent May 3, 2007 at 9:40 am

Lynn,
I think you might need to have your medication adjusted. I hate to mention it but you don’t sound very coherent.

Perhaps it is something the doctor has you on.

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Debbie May 3, 2007 at 10:00 am

Ha! That was great.

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Brent May 3, 2007 at 5:17 pm

The doctor excels at greatness. He is just gifted that way.

In fact, he is considering suing Paramount for giving the name, “the Doctor”, to a character on Star Trek: Voyager.

I tried to tell him that the show ended years ago and to let the past stay in the past, but he never listens. It must be all that greatness.

It goes to his ears.

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Debbie May 3, 2007 at 6:04 pm

Y’know Brent, I agree “the Doctor” is greatly gifted, and now that I have heard his voice maybe it’s time for him to hire a stylist to match that GREAT voice.

What do you think?

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rjlight May 3, 2007 at 6:45 pm

I know I just saw him at the beach reprimanding some kid on a skateboard.

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Mimi Lenox May 3, 2007 at 8:22 pm

Thanks for stopping by Mimi Writes. I hope you checked out the peace globe and will participate in the project.

I will be back to read more of your funny blog.

Peace,
Mimi

http://mimiwrites.blogspot.com
http://profileoftheday.blogspot.com

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John O. May 3, 2007 at 8:39 pm

Knowing the good Doctor personally and having heard him lecture on many occasions I felt that the sound bite came across much “warmer” then he usually sounds.

Oh, if you do see “Doc-To-Boc” tell him I still salivate when I hear the bell.

I guess old habits die hard. (Especially when re-enforced with electric shocks to the temples)

Also tell him that I miss the colored lights and the little piece of corn that would magically drop into my bowl when I pressed the correct panel.

John O.

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Lynn May 4, 2007 at 1:20 am

Debbie,
Thank you for the shoe and the orange marmalade. I appreciate your attention to detail. The green grass grows in the garden with geraniums, but not around giraffs. Thank you.

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Brent May 4, 2007 at 7:07 am

(The sound of a man falling out of his chair is heard, accompanied by peals of uncontrollable laughter. Early morning coffee sprays across the room from the broken cup)

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Debbie May 4, 2007 at 9:47 am

Lynn,

Da do run run run da do run run.

Love you anyway,

Deb

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Anonymous May 4, 2007 at 2:46 pm

Lynn,
Be prepared.

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