How do you describe the energy and sheer excitement radiating from the catwalks of New York City as they crackle with the passionate drama of skeletal women angrily parading outlandish garments that only 10% of the western population can afford and only 2% can fit into? How do you cram all the chic and panache, and other words you’ve never had a reason to use before, into a compelling, and hopefully heart wrenching tale?..
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Building My Career With A Book Signing Tour
by Brent on April 2, 2007
in Best of the Comma, Commentary
I have decided that if I am to advance to the next level in my authorly career, I am simply going to have to launch a book signing tour.
According to my research on the subject, the key requirements for such a literary event are a book, an author, and a writing utensil. I am told that a Sharpie-brand permanent marker works well for most autographing needs, but in a pinch you can make do with a charcoal briquette or even an unfolded paperclip dipped in your own blood, which is especially appropriate if you are promoting a horror novel or a grade-school teaching memoir…
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