Sometimes incredible just isn’t good enough.
Last May, when the revolutionary Zombies Anonymous program was introduced, it was met with rave reviews and hundreds of overjoyed customers.
But Doctor Harold Toboggans wasn’t satisfied.
He knew that there must be something more, something that he and the dedicated staff at Toboggans Industries could do to relieve those reanimated wretches from their undead suffering and unspent cash.
He thought deeply
He released directives and commissioned programs.
He reorganized the corporation, refinanced the lab, and refolded his socks.
And then, after nearly a full day of grueling research and untold minutes of clinical trials, Doctor Toboggans introduced Cerebitol AZ – the ultimate topical application anti-zombitory patch.
Cerebitol AZ – Anti Zombie Patch
Made from synthetic neurotransmitters and genuine cranial extracts, Cerebitol AZ offers unprecedented 12 hour freedom from the symptoms of zombieism.
With Cerebitol AZ you can:
- Control your craving for brains
- Cut down on between meal snacking
- Gain relief from the discomfort of Chronic Deceased Syndrome
Don’t believe it? We don’t blame you, but see for yourself as Doctor Toboggans demonstrates Cerebitol AZ on the undead citizens of Memphis.
With the combined power of Cerebitol AZ and Zombies Anonymous, not to mention the limitless genius of Doctor Harold Toboggans, you can at last leave your lurching lust for human tissue behind.
Only from Toboggans Industries – Life Improvement for the Success Deficient.