Therapy Time with Doctor Harold Toboggans

Insert Caption Here

by Brent on April 18, 2007

in Fiction

For the first time in recorded history, the amazing Doctor Harold Toboggans is speechless.

This is your chance to give voice to your concerns and even get the last word with our dear doctor, so don’t be shy.

Doctor Harold Toboggans-funny psychology and witty humor

If you have no idea who this glaring maniac is, you may wish to learn more about the amazing Dr. Toboggans here before attempting a caption.

But then again, you may not wish to. People are funny that way.

Contribute your best captions and a winner will be selected by the doctor himself sometime before next Wednesday.

Good luck.

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Next session: The Caption is Chosen
Previous session: Stupid

{ 25 comments… read them below or add one }

Eddie Farnum April 18, 2007 at 9:17 am

“Why don’t you try this at home.”

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Debbie April 18, 2007 at 9:29 am

How many times can we enter?

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Brent April 18, 2007 at 10:00 am

Until your imagination runs dry.

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Debbie April 18, 2007 at 10:16 am

Cool…

You threw us a curve ball with this pic…it’s going to be tough. Eddie is off to a good start.

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E. L. Farnsworth April 18, 2007 at 10:20 am

Eddie Larry should try this at home – or work or anywhere!

How bout

“This is why I never wear a tie.”

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rjlight April 18, 2007 at 10:44 am

“And then you hand the top of the tie to someone and tell them to pull”

Or

“Do you think this color goes with my eyes?”

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Brent April 18, 2007 at 10:44 am

You’re looking good people, keep ‘em coming.

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Debbie April 18, 2007 at 11:14 am

“As the father of Tobogganology, you can trust this ancient technique of high tribunal healing.”

“I don’t cure mental illness son, I create it”

Or

“Your progress can be measured by the square root of pointless”

(This is more difficult than I thought it was going to be, Brent makes it seem so easy.)

I need to brainstorm some more…

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Dave April 18, 2007 at 1:29 pm

Hey… does that guy have a cell phone camera? I’m the president darn you!

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Harry L April 18, 2007 at 2:46 pm

Dr. Toboggan was having difficulty deciding whether to attend the costume party as Van Gogh or Captain Kangaroo.

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rjlight April 18, 2007 at 2:53 pm

“I’ll have to hang myself like this if you don’t shut-up.”

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Brent April 18, 2007 at 4:06 pm

There is some strong competition here, but don’t quit now.

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TDB April 18, 2007 at 9:59 pm

Disappointed, Doctor Harold Toboggans realizes that autoerotic asphyxiation just isn’t his cup of tea.

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rjlight April 18, 2007 at 10:32 pm

okay this is my last one in less I think of another one — it’s not that I want to win I just don’t want to lose.

“glkglkglllllkkkkkkkkkkk”

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Roann April 19, 2007 at 8:46 am

“You WILL try analysis! Resistence is futile!”*

“Your sad story has me all choked up.”

*sorry — I couldn’t resist!

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Debbie April 19, 2007 at 9:24 am

I’m with you rjlight…besides it’s fun!

“Just think of it as your contribution to MY mental health.” (Photo courtesy of the Tobogganological Institute of Higher Learning)

“Sometimes actions speak louder than words so feel free to hang around when our session is complete.”

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Brent April 19, 2007 at 10:37 am

I hope that all participants have engaged in a thorough cerebral stretching regimen. I would hate for anyone to pull a hemisphere out there.

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Debbie April 19, 2007 at 12:19 pm

I just re-read my last entry and realized that it is probably a tad bit to literal an interpretation. Let’s remove that one! I should have done the proper cerebral stretching! Thanks for the hint Brent!!!

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John O. April 19, 2007 at 6:55 pm

it’s simple:

“Hang in there”

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John O. April 19, 2007 at 7:07 pm

or how about:

“Got the idea?”

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Brent April 19, 2007 at 7:38 pm

Excellent, let’s keep the momentum.

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Lynn April 19, 2007 at 9:03 pm

“…play dead until after your boss leaves.”

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Lynn April 19, 2007 at 9:04 pm

“If you had gotten it right the first time, I would not have to show you again.”

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Lynn April 19, 2007 at 9:05 pm

“The gene pool isn’t big enough for the two of us.”

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DanDan April 23, 2007 at 11:04 pm

“Grab, twist and pull.”

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