Insert Caption Here

For the first time in recorded history, the amazing Doctor Harold Toboggans is speechless.

This is your chance to give voice to your concerns and even get the last word with our dear doctor, so don’t be shy.

Doctor Harold Toboggans-funny psychology and witty humor

If you have no idea who this glaring maniac is, you may wish to learn more about the amazing Dr. Toboggans here before attempting a caption.

But then again, you may not wish to. People are funny that way.

Contribute your best captions and a winner will be selected by the doctor himself sometime before next Wednesday.

Good luck.

—-

Next session: The Caption is Chosen
Previous session: Stupid

This entry was posted in Fiction and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

25 Responses to Insert Caption Here

  1. Eddie Farnum says:

    “Why don’t you try this at home.”

  2. Debbie says:

    How many times can we enter?

  3. Brent says:

    Until your imagination runs dry.

  4. Debbie says:

    Cool…

    You threw us a curve ball with this pic…it’s going to be tough. Eddie is off to a good start.

  5. Eddie Larry should try this at home – or work or anywhere!

    How bout

    “This is why I never wear a tie.”

  6. rjlight says:

    “And then you hand the top of the tie to someone and tell them to pull”

    Or

    “Do you think this color goes with my eyes?”

  7. Brent says:

    You’re looking good people, keep ‘em coming.

  8. Debbie says:

    “As the father of Tobogganology, you can trust this ancient technique of high tribunal healing.”

    “I don’t cure mental illness son, I create it”

    Or

    “Your progress can be measured by the square root of pointless”

    (This is more difficult than I thought it was going to be, Brent makes it seem so easy.)

    I need to brainstorm some more…

  9. Dave says:

    Hey… does that guy have a cell phone camera? I’m the president darn you!

  10. Harry L says:

    Dr. Toboggan was having difficulty deciding whether to attend the costume party as Van Gogh or Captain Kangaroo.

  11. rjlight says:

    “I’ll have to hang myself like this if you don’t shut-up.”

  12. Brent says:

    There is some strong competition here, but don’t quit now.

  13. TDB says:

    Disappointed, Doctor Harold Toboggans realizes that autoerotic asphyxiation just isn’t his cup of tea.

  14. rjlight says:

    okay this is my last one in less I think of another one — it’s not that I want to win I just don’t want to lose.

    “glkglkglllllkkkkkkkkkkk”

  15. Roann says:

    “You WILL try analysis! Resistence is futile!”*

    “Your sad story has me all choked up.”

    *sorry — I couldn’t resist!

  16. Debbie says:

    I’m with you rjlight…besides it’s fun!

    “Just think of it as your contribution to MY mental health.” (Photo courtesy of the Tobogganological Institute of Higher Learning)

    “Sometimes actions speak louder than words so feel free to hang around when our session is complete.”

  17. Brent says:

    I hope that all participants have engaged in a thorough cerebral stretching regimen. I would hate for anyone to pull a hemisphere out there.

  18. Debbie says:

    I just re-read my last entry and realized that it is probably a tad bit to literal an interpretation. Let’s remove that one! I should have done the proper cerebral stretching! Thanks for the hint Brent!!!

  19. John O. says:

    it’s simple:

    “Hang in there”

  20. John O. says:

    or how about:

    “Got the idea?”

  21. Brent says:

    Excellent, let’s keep the momentum.

  22. Lynn says:

    “…play dead until after your boss leaves.”

  23. Lynn says:

    “If you had gotten it right the first time, I would not have to show you again.”

  24. Lynn says:

    “The gene pool isn’t big enough for the two of us.”

  25. DanDan says:

    “Grab, twist and pull.”