Good people of the internet, I bring you troubling news.
For two-and-a-half years I have taken it upon myself to contain Doctor Harold Toboggans and his hideous plague of smugness, vitriol, and sheer arrogance, using myself and this site like a human shield, or more appropriately, like a military grade petri dish.
But all bad things must come to an end eventually, and Doctor Toboggans has decided that The Ominous Comma is just not big enough for the both of us.
And his ego.
So he has created his own headquarters at drtoboggans.com, scorning all my efforts to assist him in design, aesthetics, or usability.
The results are not pretty.
It’s definitely not web 2.0.
I’m not sure it’s even web .0002.
It is, like everything else about him, painfully tacky.
I know you will want to rush out and see this new eyesore of the interwaves right away, but be careful, Toboggans is no one to be trifled with.
Even Google seems to be no match for our Doctor.
Witness how quickly he got his Google account reinstated after I had it banned on Gmail last week.
But if you simply must visit his new site, I think this Saturday would be a relatively safe time. I hear from reliable sources that he will be out and about in Memphis filming interviews for his new video series.
Remember, now that he is out on his own, it will be more important that ever to help me keep an eye on Dr. Toboggans on the major social networks. Please befriend him here:
And report back to me with any suspicious activities you observe.
-Brent
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Man it’s weird -It’s like he knows me.
Wait … he does know me. I still owe him $50,000.
Oh there you are. I was beginning to think I would never find you. If it wasn’t for that anonymous tip from the continent of Australia I might still be searching.
Anyway, bring the money and meet me at the bridge. The same one as before. Twenties and up this time, those pennies gave me hernia
I was only there for 40 seconds and yet I found out how innadequate I am… he really is that good.
What he lacks in grace, he makes up in efficiency.
Who is really this Doctor Toboggans? I can’t really get it….
Well, Dr T is a mysterious Nordic individual, desperate to sell MEP no matter who he must spam to do it.
No wait a minute…my bad. That’s you.
Opps. MEP, ha that’s funny:) This is BEP. Anyway a girl must earn her living isn’t so….Anyway, I’m entertained by your blog meanwhile.