Good people of the internet, I bring you troubling news.
For two-and-a-half years I have taken it upon myself to contain Doctor Harold Toboggans and his hideous plague of smugness, vitriol, and sheer arrogance, using myself and this site like a human shield, or more appropriately, like a military grade petri dish.
But all bad things must come to an end eventually, and Doctor Toboggans has decided that The Ominous Comma is just not big enough for the both of us.
And his ego.
So he has created his own headquarters at mindovermemphis.org, scorning all my efforts to assist him in design, aesthetics, or usability.
The results are not pretty.
It’s definitely not web 2.0.
I’m not sure it’s even web .0002.
It is, like everything else about him, painfully tacky.
I know you will want to rush out and see this new eyesore of the interwaves right away, but be careful, Toboggans is no one to be trifled with.
Even Google seems to be no match for our Doctor.
Witness how quickly he got his Google account reinstated after I had it banned on Gmail last week.
But if you simply must visit his new site, I think this Saturday would be a relatively safe time. I hear from reliable sources that he will be out and about in Memphis filming interviews for his new video series.
Remember, now that he is out on his own, it will be more important that ever to help me keep an eye on Dr. Toboggans on the major social networks. Please befriend him here:
And report back to me with any suspicious activities you observe.