Ever since we acquired our generic child, I have been keeping an eye out for an appropriate child care facility for a small person of her caliber, on the off chance that I am called away to receive a prestigious writing award. Or perhaps a job.
I had almost given up hope of ever finding such an institution when I came across this upstanding example of generic child care.
It meets the most stringent requirements of a discerning parent like myself:
- It has a sign.
- It is accessible from a paved road.
- It is adjacent a Chinese restaurant.
I know that some parents would insist on expensive extras, such as a city license, meals prepared the same week, and perhaps an exclusively non-psychotic staff, but I am just not that shallow.