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On April 24th Doctor Harold Toboggans, a previously thought fictional figure, made a live appearance at the third annual Memphis Zombie Massacre to promote his latest therapy product Zombies Anonymous.

Zombie Therapy

It was a big hit as far as these things go, breaking all approval rating records among the unreal as well as the undead.

The overall course of the evening was as follows:

He came

Dan Baker and Harold Toboggans

He saw

Doctor Harold Toboggans at Memphis Zombie Massacre

He cured

Doctor Toboggans cures a Memphis zombie frame

He also received a great deal of praise as a humanitarian. Mostly from himself:

However, upon meeting the brave souls of the Shelby Memphis Zombie Response Force, some ulterior motives were revealed:

Between bloodthirsty zombies and ruthless vigilantes, how Doctor Toboggans came out unscathed is a profoundly saddening mystery. The very worst part, at least for me, was this moment here when at last I thought I was rid of him….

Only to be denied.

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The good Doctor also gives his own account of this incident at
The Adventures of Doctor Harold Toboggans

Happy Friday

Photo credit JLR Photography Video credit Dan Baker