Do you feel that in the air? Right below the humidity, a little to the left of the bugs? Yeah, right there.
That’s anticipation.
It occupies the atmosphere tonight, not for any of the usual reasons like air-traffic gridlock or chronic Phil Collins exposure, but because tomorrow my daughter returns home.
That’s right friends and neighbors, in just a few brief hours1 Little Miss Ominous will return from her five month Gone and Exceedingly Absent world tour.
To celebrate her homecoming, the Hot Comma Momma and I have procured a fine meal, released Dwayne the engagement rock from the vault, and enjoyed a long delayed nervous breakdown.
As you might imagine, we’ll be a little busy this weekend and will be leaving the interwaves to their own devices. Feel free to chat among yourselves and I’ll see you again soon.
- As I’m sure you all remember from your classes in skivics, femistry, and the other undergarmental sciences, Brief Hours cover a bit less time than Boxer Hours but substantially more than Speedo Hours. «
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thanks for the laugh
i like this web, it’s unique :)
You are quite welcome.
There used to be several clones of this site, but my agents stole all their ideas and drove them off the net.
Then, instead of handing the ideas over, they set themselves up in competition against me and I had to drive them off the net.
If you ever go off the net and see all the wreckage you’ll realize the moral of this story:
Good help is hard to find.
She is indeed back…..I saw her sunday
Yes, photons were bouncing off her like crazy. It’s a wonder someone didn’t lose a retina in all the excitement.
Glad she made it back safe.
She is back. Calling her safe, however, may be an overstatement. She is her mother’s daughter after all and as such, caution is always advised.
I hope you hooked Dwayne up to the ‘celebratory party’ rock. You can’t ignore the rules now.
I don’t know., I’ve had good luck ignoring the rules so far…