Do you feel that in the air? Right below the humidity, a little to the left of the bugs? Yeah, right there.
It occupies the atmosphere tonight, not for any of the usual reasons like air-traffic gridlock or chronic Phil Collins exposure, but because tomorrow my daughter returns home.
That’s right friends and neighbors, in just a few brief hours1 Little Miss Ominous will return from her five month Gone and Exceedingly Absent world tour.
As you might imagine, we’ll be a little busy this weekend and will be leaving the interwaves to their own devices. Feel free to chat among yourselves and I’ll see you again soon.
- As I’m sure you all remember from your classes in skivics, femistry, and the other undergarmental sciences, Brief Hours cover a bit less time than Boxer Hours but substantially more than Speedo Hours. ↩