Comments on: I’m Not A Guest Blogger But I Play One On TV

By: Brent Diggs

Brent Diggs — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:30:33 +0000

Trouble is two of her middle names. That’s why I try to never travel without sedatives.

For me of course.

Sleeping through danger is a strategy that has served me well.

By: creechman

creechman — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:00:08 +0000

I kind of like the “middle danger.” She looks guilty about something. Got her ipod taken away. Skulking in self-pity…. very good look.

Or perhaps she is just bored.

By: HCM

HCM — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:34:07 +0000

Thanks Don, you’re my new best friend.

By: Brent Diggs

Brent Diggs — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:33:06 +0000

You know I would, Rickey, but I’ve spent all my money buying information about Dr T from the locals around here.

I might even have to hitchhike home.

By: don

don — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:24:28 +0000

Really? She has a very mature snarl.

Why does everyone (Like the local police, my minister and most of my neighbors.) think I’m some kind of pervert?

Perhaps I meant that as a complement to HCM? You know, the old “Why you look like twins!” thing.

I think I’ll just go now.

By: Rickey Henderson

Rickey Henderson — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:57:36 +0000

Good stuff–care to place a wager on the Mets for Rickey while you’re out there? Pretty please? Rickey will be your best friend….

By: Brent Diggs

Brent Diggs — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:04:35 +0000

Yes Don, I have always maintained that there should be more sports based on bodily functions. But if it ever got to an olympic level of competition, just think of all the anti-doping screening required.

Would a two-gallon swig of coffee be considered cheating?

In addition: that picture does feature my eldest offsping, sometimes known as little miss ominous, but Camille has also mastered that particular expression as well.

I just seem to bring it out in people.

By: Brent Diggs

Brent Diggs — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:56:20 +0000

Did you require the services of a hazmat team, or were the paramedics able to handle it themselves?

By: Brent Diggs

Brent Diggs — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:54:35 +0000

I have no real experience to draw from, but I’m sure the resultant vapors would be quite intoxicating.

Oxygen deprivation can be such an ugly thing. Worse still, if you pass out at the scene of the crime.

By: Brent Diggs

Brent Diggs — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:50:15 +0000

I don’t know Lobo, I didn’t take any chances. I coated myself, head to toe, in a double application of silver oxide “Mirro-block,” guaranteed for 100% solar reflection.

It was very effective, but unfortunately all that ricocheting radiation seems to have temporarily blinded the rest of the family.

No one seems to offer seeing-eye pets by the family pack either.