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At breakfast this morning I found a hair in my oatmeal.

A full mustache delicately floating in my bowl

Clearly, it is a sign. Somewhere, somehow, in some thoroughly obnoxious way, Doctor Harold Toboggans in on the move. (shiver.)

Send word to everyone you can, I’m bolting the doors and boarding the windows.

Alltop.com is shaken, humor-blogs.com is quaking in fear, and Blogerella. is in a dead panic.