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I have decided that I want to be a part time celebrity.

I want the fame, recognition, and generous paychecks that come with worldwide acclaim, without the paparazzi and crowds of well-wishers besieging my yard, steaming up my windows with their poorly-held breath.

You see, I’ve come to realize that the real problem with having a massive world-wide fan base is how often they get underfoot.

I mean, it’s great for people to come out in droves to try to get an autographed high school portrait and generally validate me as a living internet resource, but what do I do with my public once they’ve served their purpose?

Fortunately, Comma Girl pointed out the solution to me.

Public Storage Sign

I know it’s going to be crowded, but no pushing in there.

Happy Friday