Comments on: Rouge Agent Flips Canada The Bucket

By: Brent

Brent — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:42:27 +0000

Thank you sir for your visit, I hope you didn’t forget your passport.

By: C. Fraser

C. Fraser — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:25:49 +0000

A little late – by the date of this post – but no need for apologies about Hammer Launching. Canada and Canadian Fermentation hold no ill will towards the people of the United States and the Ominous Comma.

Although we do choose to ‘hold this one in our pockets ‘, so to speak and have the right to retribution on a day of our choosing.

‘U.N. pantskeepers’…classic!

By: the frogster

the frogster — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:41:57 +0000

I say we make peace with our brethren to the north before they relaunch Bryan Adams at us.

By: Brent

Brent — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:37:33 +0000

Nothing says bilateral disarmament like hot spattered bacon on your flesh.

At least that’s what my recovering diplomat friends always tell me.

By: Brent

Brent — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:32:09 +0000

It sounds like you've not only invented a new sport but a new meme as well.

I can already imagine little "You've Been Hammered" badges adorning blogs everywhere.

Just another step closer to apocalypse.

By: the commentator

the commentator — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:37:21 +0000

I am pleased with the direction of the negotiations. Have some maple syrup and hootch with the bacon on me. Not literally of course. That’s just creepy.

By: Sherry

Sherry — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:59:26 +0000

To avoid an undue escalation of tensions between Canada and the US, when military officials used the launch ramp of the USS Intrepid to send the former famous rap star and his pants back into Canadian air space, the President announced the formation of a new international sport, Badhammerton. The sport has drawn rave reviews in the blogopshere, where the rules are posted clearly for all countries to see, no substituting other hasbeen singers or American Idol Rejects, no alterations to the pants, and no allowing the man near a recording studio. M C Hammer would be batted about from country to country, with blog postings and commentary on the method of delivery, the means by which the new country caught the hapless rapper, and the Vegas odds on where he’d land up next.

Odds favor Iceland as a potential visit, as the Canadian government has inlisted the help of a nearby American, Tom Brady. Orriginally, they wanted Tom to throw the rapper across the pond entirely, but Tom refused, saying he’s saving himself for the Super Bowl.

By: Pope Terry

Pope Terry — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:29:26 +0000

Well, her and Jim Belushi, and half of Jimmy Fallon… by my maths that makes it about equal

By: Brent

Brent — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:22:52 +0000

I had never heard of him before, but his picture on Wikipedia looks scary, like a lost member of the BeeGees.

Maybe you should keep him.

By: Lynn

Lynn — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:12:35 +0000

France is too good for him. Let’s send him to Gaza. Maybe the Hamas will use him to help tear down borders.