If you have ever made a positive change in your lifestyle you know how good it feels.
It doesn’t matter if you’ve lost weight, quit smoking, or ejected a pompous windbag from your website, there is a certain euphoria that comes from living a better life.
Over the last couple months I haven’t simply been enjoying my new Toboggans-free lifestyle, I’ve been basking in it.
I’ve soaked it up in my pores, inhaled it deeply into my lungs, and placed generous pinches of it between my cheek and gums.
To say that is has been a clean break is to drastically undervalue the meaning of the word clean. Really and truly, I just don’t care if I ever smell the Doctor’s noxious scent again.
However, the same cannot be said for my family.
…Whereas her worries for Dr. T center around clean clothes and a balanced diet…
I am referring specifically to Comma Girl, the only one of my offspring still in the cute larval phase of development, who has beleaguered me with her fears for the Doctor’s health and wellbeing.
I have had my misgivings as well, but whereas her worries for Dr. T center around clean clothes and a balanced diet, my concerns are more along the lines of whether or not he’s had his shots and the possibility of having him spayed.
…My concerns are more along the lines of whether or not he’s had his shots and the possibility of having him spayed
Anyway, somehow my daughter has heard rumors that he’s been spotted in northern Nevada, so as a devoted father I am packing up the entire Comma clan to investigate these allegations and hopefully drive a steak… shine a light into the cavernous mystery of the Doctor’s disappearance.
Filling my shoes while I’m away will be some talented guest blogggers, the first of which will be Chris Cameron of Angry Seafood.
Although my shoes may still be warm and somewhat moist, I assure everyone involved that all issues of odor and fungal infection have been properly addressed.
Wish me luck, if we find Doctor Toboggans, we’ll definitely need it.
Keep your fingers crossed. The last time we took a family excursion, I ended up with another child which as you might imagine caused all kinds of complications. We will try to keep our family a lot more planned out this time around.
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Brent, One of these days Comma Girl deserves to know the truth.
-But until you’re flat broke, I wouldn’t bring up the insurance policy.
Thanks for the Corvette.
My writing infects yet another host. You can’t stop the Chris Cameron plague you can only hope to contain it, especially when he refers to himself in the third person.
Seriously I had a lot of fun writing it and the topic is a reply to Brent’s meme last week. It was a pleasure and an honor to do a post for OmCom.
Well if you find him good luck
stabbingmaking sure he’s alright. On a completely unrelated note I sometimes miss my alter ego, I know this is way off track because Dr Tobboggans was real, but sometimes I think of the good old days and just yearn.I dream of a vehicle constructed solely out of Toboggan’s mustache and manly musk.
I remember going to Nevada. Last time I was there, I sank a government kayak in a very cold lake. If you find it, please return it to the local search and rescue team and apologize for that platoon of Marines that passed through about ten years ago. (They’ll remember us) Have fun!!
I feel like the phrase “A toboggan free lifestyle” is a sort of 4chan spewed meme.
I know I’m missing the spelling and probably the point, but whatever.
When I saw you had written something about mugging I decided to drop you a line. I’m new to Blogging and I’m Australian. I write a sort of diary/comment all in verse and today’s poem concerns mugging. So I thought you might like to read it.
BB
Oh..Sorry there ummm…(flip flip) Bosun!
I’m still new at this blogging stuff. Come on by and I..(wait a second…,this stuff makes no sense at all!) I’ll put a prawn on the Skipper. No..um.. no troubles Mate. She’s Write!
Hi, you have a nice blog bro!
YOU GOT HIM A CORVETTE!!!! I CAN’T EVEN GET A HONDA!!!
For the record, the Hot Comma Momma drives the closest to being manufactured this century. My vehicle is older than our children. (sigh)
Thanks for that Lobo
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Well you know me, just running around seeing who I can honor by pawning off my work on them.
Have you tried bleach in a shaker with some lemonade?
That’d slow you down.
I am in no hurry to find him. Even after all this time his stank still permeates the house.
I wonder if that would qualify us for Extreme Makeover.
That might do the trick, but it would take an intravenous application.
Please. I’ll just use my World of Warcraft buff and break your snare.
I believe the experience you are describing is technically known as a nightmare.
Yes, I remember jumping into what is quite possibly the same very cold lake. Out of a helicopter.
For my heroic efforts I received the mother of all brain-freezes. It was like being immersed head-first into a gigantic tub of ice-cream.
But much less fattening.
I’ll extend your regards, Chris.
Hmmm…A Toboggans free meme. That is definitely a concept that could catch on.
Along with Toboggans free restaurants, businesses, and with any luck, continents.
Mugging poetry you say? I say it is an idea with potential.
If the link was good, I would check it out.
Thank you. Yours is very interesting as well, perhaps someday I’ll be listed as the fastestlaugh.
Don Lewis, what have I told you about impersonating Australians?