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If you have ever made a positive change in your lifestyle you know how good it feels.

It doesn’t matter if you’ve lost weight, quit smoking, or ejected a pompous windbag from your website, there is a certain euphoria that comes from living a better life.

Over the last couple months I haven’t simply been enjoying my new Toboggans-free lifestyle, I’ve been basking in it.

I’ve soaked it up in my pores, inhaled it deeply into my lungs, and placed generous pinches of it between my cheek and gums.

I'm soaking in it

To say that is has been a clean break is to drastically undervalue the meaning of the word clean. Really and truly, I just don’t care if I ever smell the Doctor’s noxious scent again.

However, the same cannot be said for my family.

…Whereas her worries for Dr. T center around clean clothes and a balanced diet…

I am referring specifically to Comma Girl, the only one of my offspring still in the cute larval phase of development, who has beleaguered me with her fears for the Doctor’s health and wellbeing.

I have had my misgivings as well, but whereas her worries for Dr. T center around clean clothes and a balanced diet, my concerns are more along the lines of whether or not he’s had his shots and the possibility of having him spayed.

…My concerns are more along the lines of whether or not he’s had his shots and the possibility of having him spayed

Anyway, somehow my daughter has heard rumors that he’s been spotted in northern Nevada, so as a devoted father I am packing up the entire Comma clan to investigate these allegations and hopefully drive a steak… shine a light into the cavernous mystery of the Doctor’s disappearance.

Filling my shoes while I’m away will be some talented guest blogggers, the first of which will be Chris Cameron of Angry Seafood.

Although my shoes may still be warm and somewhat moist, I assure everyone involved that all issues of odor and fungal infection have been properly addressed.

Wish me luck, if we find Doctor Toboggans, we’ll definitely need it.

Keep your fingers crossed. The last time we took a family excursion, I ended up with another child which as you might imagine caused all kinds of complications. We will try to keep our family a lot more planned out this time around.

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