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Although as a writer I always have the highest hopes for all my material, I was surprised at the way my last video blog Iron Maiden Deficient was met with critical acclaim.

Very, very, critical acclaim.

Responses were mixed -with some people objecting to my wardrobe selection while others were offended by the offhanded way I “murdered” a classic song.

Responses were mixed with some people objecting to my wardrobe selection while others were offended by the offhanded way I “murdered” a classic song.

Not wanting to be left out, a third group formed to express their displeasure at the delicate timbre of my singing voice.

All in all, the experience has given me a great opportunity for personal growth.

As a result I have come to realize that all people are different.

I have also come to realize that not everyone is going to like what I like, no matter how prominently it features me.

In other words, I have discovered that I really shouldn’t do what I’m about to do now.

After all, the whole point of having Weapons of Musical Destruction is to use them as a deterrent, not as a will-crushing force of aesthetic domination.

I hope that someday history will forgive me for this.

Ladies and gentlemen live from Memphis Tennessee, I give you DangerCouch

(Have patience with the whole black and white thing, it’s supposed to be like that. Kind of like The Wizard of Oz but only with ninjas instead of munchkins.)

The Best Example of Plaid Comedy Music-Videoship Around

If you still haven’t had enough plaid wearing, classic baring, ninja staring video entertainment, then I must inform you that there’s plenty more where that came from upon the resplendent silver surface of DangerCouch and the Tinsel of Doom my very own DVD in which I am a huge star.1 Buy it now.

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  1. That was of course before my Toboggans Industries Holly&IvyWood Diet, in which every meal is composed entirely of nutritious and fiber rich twigs and branches of real holly with the occasional garnish of Ivy leaves.

    Mine were the poison variety.