I‘ve spent all weekend combing through my whine-o-dex looking for just the right excuse for not posting today. Unfortunately, nothing I found looked very plausible.
I’m Tired – What’s new there?
I’m in Mourning for Doctor Toboggans – Who’s going to believe that.
I’m Preparing for a Speaking Engagement – See reason #2.
But then I stumbled across a winner:
I’m allowing new members of the Ominous Coalition to catch up on their reading by going over a few highlights of our illustrious history together.1
Now that’s an excuse to take home to momma. A perfectly believable yet thoroughly artificial justification for rolling around upon my laurels and seeing if any of them stick.
However, now that I’ve raised everyone’s hopes I suppose I could wax historical for a short while, just out some misguided sense of honesty.
Okay. But hold on tight because this will be brief.
For readers who have not yet grasped why I am coping with Dr. Toboggans absence/demise so well, here are a few examples of him in action badgering, battering, and badly in need of a shower.
For readers who are struggling with the current economic downturn, perhaps even now viewing this site by candlelight and hamster-power, allow me to refer you to my Buck-O-Quest economic recovery series for hard-hitting, nearly feasible, expert finical advice.2
1.21 Jigglewatts of Furry, Pellet-Producing Power
And finally one year ago on the Comma everyone was all aflutter about:
Go ahead, get educated, and enjoy. I’ll be back with more adventures soon.
- Yes, I realize that spending three-hundred words explaining how I’m not going to post is, strictly speaking, a post in and of itself, but I’m really trying to shirk my responsibilities here and that’s got to count for something. ↩
- Not responsible for….Actually, let’s just stop with Not Responsible…Yeah, that about sums it up. ↩