Sneaking Up On Life From Oblique Angles
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After a long time of holding out faith, hope, and various restraining orders, it appears that Doctor Harold Toboggans is finally and truly gone.
Even the renowned Memphis Psychiatric Recovery Team has called off their search and concentrated their efforts instead on comforting his former clients during their time of grief and newly reclaimed cash flow…
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Lobo, that cowardly shart, has besmirched my honor:
He mocks my punctuation, and possibly my spelling. He blames me for every problem he has, every mistake he makes, and everything that went wrong with his life.
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The votes are in, the polls are closed and a winner is waiting in the wings.
Actually, as I am reminded by the Association Of Lawyers For Senseless Yet Lucrative Litigation, “winner” is a misleading term, because it implies that certain parties are in some way superior to certain other parties, which will never do. The honorable members of AOLSYLL further remind me, on very expensive stationary, that deep down inside, in the most general way, we are all winners…
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Every once in a great while there comes a special time where we open wide the portals of pretension and siphon the deep wisdom of one Doctor Harold Toboggans, resident therapist, egotist and verbal pugilist of this otherwise reader-improving site.
Recent changes in oceanic humidity and chiropractic alignment of the stars indicate that this is one of those unfortunate times…
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Spontaneous human combustion has a long, colorful, and completely unverified history. If you are interested in joining the charred ranks of the unexpectedly consumed then keep the following high-value educational tips in mind…
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The next in our series of poor excuses for blogging is What’s Up With Me Wednesday. The key to this spicy new meme is to find a fairly boring story, and pack it chock full of nicknames and acronyms without any sort of key or context in which to decipher them, or any reason why it would interest anyone outside your immediate family…
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