Breaking All My Promises To Never Grow Up
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Throughout the history of mankind there have great decisions. Mighty decisions. Decisive decisions that have forever altered the fabric of nations and hemmed the garments of destiny. Ponce de Leon took that job in the everglades, Washington crossed the Delaware in a rowboat instead of a catapult, and I…I have decided to blog…
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I have received a challenge from Ploop.
I do not refer to the Pilfered Livery Of Outrageous Proportions, that would be PLOOP, which is far too silly to be mentioned in a post of this magnitude of seriousness. I am speaking of Ploop, the enigmatic author of Plooptionary, who has recognized the scarcely tapped wealth of wisdom and ego residing at the Ominous Comma and has challenged me to meme…
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In one of my favorite movies, Elf, Will Ferrell, stumbles upon a restaurant with a prominent sign, advertising the World’s Greatest Cup of Coffee. In an equally film-worthy accomplishment, I have discovered this sign: The Best Value Inn…
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Welcome to Science Monday, today we are examining the phenomenon know as luck, which is a funny thing.
Luck strikes where it will, and it goes on strike where it won’t. Some people claim to have it and other to be bereft of its blessings. It seems both fickle and favoritive, picking one person in a crowd for rewards of great statistical exemption and another for punishments that defy all probability…
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Sinking To New Lows In Marketing- OC Style
by Brent on October 12, 2007
in Commentary
As part of the self appointed mission of this blog, I like to keep a sharp eye on marketing trends, making sure that ad companies keep to the terms of their appropriate government regulations like the Contract with America’s Credit-Cards and the Freedom of Extortion Act.
One field that I find myself following, particularly in theme parks and shopping malls, is the Buttocks Advertising Industry or as I like to call it Buttvertising Inc…
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