Breaking All My Promises To Never Grow Up
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As part of the self appointed mission of this blog, I like to keep a sharp eye on marketing trends, making sure that ad companies keep to the terms of their appropriate government regulations like the Contract with America’s Credit-Cards and the Freedom of Extortion Act.
One field that I find myself following, particularly in theme parks and shopping malls, is the Buttocks Advertising Industry or as I like to call it Buttvertising Inc…
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Ever since we acquired our generic child, I have been keeping an eye out for an appropriate child care facility for a small person of her caliber, on the off chance that I am called away to receive a prestigious writing award. Or perhaps a job.
I had almost given up hope of ever finding such an institution when I came across this upstanding example of generic child care…
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Yet another weekend bonus from the copious coffers of Comma content.
The scene opens on two executives seated at a large and imposing conference table. Fear marks the faces of these once proud men. The air is thick with tension and the smell of sweaty Italian shoes…
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Life is full of ever increasing complexity. As soon as I finally figured out how to program my VCR I was rewarded for that daunting achievement by the advent of Tivo.
Possibly the stupidest sign ever
That is why I prefer to receive financial advice in cartoon format. No technical terms, no fine print, just colorful illustrations [...]
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I am always amused when large, consumer-dependent companies tell me to leave behind the herd mentality that keeps them in business:
Statements like this one help me to keep my irony processing system fit and free from obstruction…
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Say No To FM
by Brent on January 4, 2008
in Commentary
A general rule that has served me well over the years is that anything capable of smiling probably doesn’t belong on the menu…
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