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I’m sorry, Brent can’t come to the blog right now. He’s still a bit frazzled from his history test and all the blogging he’s been doing this week.
It’s been nice that he’s had so much fun with all his internet friends, but he still hasn’t painted the door frame for me or changed out the spent fuel rods from the reactor like he said he would…
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Welcome back to the unending torment that is Blogging Week. Today’s meme is a barrage of banality I like to call Thursday Thirty-Seven, which weighs in with nearly three times the tedious trivia of its mundane cousin, Thursday Thirteen…
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The next in our series of poor excuses for blogging is What’s Up With Me Wednesday. The key to this spicy new meme is to find a fairly boring story, and pack it chock full of nicknames and acronyms without any sort of key or context in which to decipher them, or any reason why it would interest anyone outside your immediate family…
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Today we continue the Blogging Week festivities with a meme I have dubbed Tactless Tuesday.
On this most glorious of days, I dispense with the small portion of charm and grace that usually infuses my writing, and strike the nail squarely on the non-pointy side of unsuspecting topics, caught by surprise at being so directly addressed…
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Welcome to Blogging Week, my first ever attempt at “typical,” and by that I mean meme-infested, blogging.
For those of you who may be mercifully ignorant of what passes for content on this site, my usual response to memes is similar to my response to venomous insects occasionally found crawling across my floor: bludgeon them with whatever is handy, wipe up the residue with the closest paper product and burn the whole mess as a lesson to any others who may be planning a similar attack….
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Throughout the history of mankind there have great decisions. Mighty decisions. Decisive decisions that have forever altered the fabric of nations and hemmed the garments of destiny. Ponce de Leon took that job in the everglades, Washington crossed the Delaware in a rowboat instead of a catapult, and I…I have decided to blog…
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