by Brent on October 26, 2009
in Random
Every so often I like to pause the slow creaking machinery of this publication in order to answer certain burning hypothetical questions which, at least theoretically, could be troubling the minds of readers everywhere.
Here we go…
Yes, I’m still alive.
No, I haven’t been writing here very often.
Yes, I still love you.
No, you can’t move in.
Yes , [...]
by Brent on August 17, 2009
in Random
I have for you today my latest video in the What Brent Says series. I had originally titled it “You Look Too Good,” but my old associate Herman Fording hooked me up with a more sensational headline.
So with no further ado allow me to present:
Evil Corporation Steals my Hot Wife
Being a free country and all [...]
As to be expected on a highly caffeinated cross-state journey, there were a few pit stops along the way.
The following video is an impromptu response to one particular facility in which our team, seeking a restroom, instead found themselves catapulted into a noxious den of reverse-hygiene, more fitting of an outer ring of Hades than an U.S. interstate.
Hey everyone I’m back, returned from my glorious second honeymoon, recharged and ready to write. It was a great trip. I won’t say our cabin was hard to find, but after 45 minutes of wandering around lost, on streets that could have passed for roller coaster tracks, we found this:
Hello friends, I’m not here right now but I’ll let the video answering machine explain….
Do you feel that in the air? Right below the humidity, a little to the left of the bugs? Yeah, right there.
That’s anticipation.
It occupies the atmosphere tonight, not for any of the usual reasons like air-traffic gridlock or chronic Phil Collins exposure, but because tomorrow my daughter returns home.
That’s right friends and neighbors, in just [...]
