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The Caption Contest Winner – A Tale Of Joy

And it came to pass that when the storm of voting subsided, a winner emerged from the soggy ruins of digital democracy to claim his crown and the due honor that accompanied it.

And the people rejoiced, for they had secretly feared that the voting might continue unto their children and their children’s children and their children’s children’s children until all posterity cursed them for ever starting the thing in the first place. Continue reading

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Voting Continues and So Does My New Column

Just a reminder that time is running out to vote in our captivating caption contest.

Five lucky contestants are still battling it out for ultimate caption supremacy and their fates lie in your hands…or more specifically, your mouse… Continue reading

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Voting Commences

We’ve had a good turnout for the caption contest with submissions fairly flying from the fingers of frustrated cartoonists, former Hallmark employees, and unemployed OSHA inspectors everywhere. So with a minimum of fanfare I will now introduce the finalists for your consideration… Continue reading

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Comma Caption Contest – Safety First

Hello Friends. I’m still getting caught up from all the Zombie stuff and working on some exciting news I’m not ready to share just yet, so I thought I would throw a Caption contest, my first since my graduation about a year ago…
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Democracy Prevails Again

The voting was fierce, the voters were fiercer, but in the end the best man prevailed.

As did the best woman…


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Vote For Your Candidate

Between family in town, friends in car accidents, and a lost dog, things have been a little busy around Ominous Comma World Headquarters.

Fortunately I have been able to crawl out of my den of excuses just long enough to whine in the direction of the caption contest entries and determine which ones have the stomach, or possibly the ear-protection, to proceed to the semi-finals…
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