by Brent on May 3, 2008
in Random
Hello friends, I am at this very minute celebrating my newly acquired emancipation from college and as always, I am thinking of you.
For those who may be feeling left out on an occasion of such educational magnitude and significance, I have arranged a handy caption contest so that you may vicariously participate in the festivities…

Due to my upcoming graduation, my parents are flying once again to the lovely swamps of Memphis, an event that hasn’t happened since my favorite spouse graduated last December.
But even though apart, we have kept our relationship strong with the help of regular correspondence, mainly originating from their end…

Sorry friends, no funnies today. I am finishing the roof, studying for finals, and……
preparing for graduation.
That’s right Comma fans, your Author is mere weeks away from a genuine college diploma, and with it in hand I will have more time to blog. I mean more time to spend with my family, and of course to see to long overdue household maintenance chores…
I have been doing a lot of writing this week. Unfortunately, not much of it has been for this site.
Finals and new-job paperwork has consumed my valuable writing time, so those of you hoping for my usual polished posting precision are speedily heading for disappointment.
But for those of you still reading, I am stooping to the ultimate in vanity and desperation: I am posting my homework…

Final exams are over and I have successfully passed my classes. (Yeaaa!) I am trying to get back into the swing of professional humor production, so be looking for a good article on Monday.
In the meantime, I have set up a little question and answer session with my tired and somewhat surly self to discuss this whole period of agony I have just completed. If that seems a little schizophrenic to you, then you are clearly not acquainted with the usual proceedings of this site…
by Brent on April 27, 2007
in Random
Final Exams have descended upon my head like a drooling pack of vampire pigeons, plumply sapping all life from my cortex.
So I will leave you with piece extracted from a time capsule and sanitized for your protection…