This is it. The first post of a new year.
At this auspicious juncture, many writers would take the opportunity to look back over the recently expired year and reflect on personal accomplishments, world events, or even sizable bowel movements.
But many writers don’t run this site.
Although several have been known to gaze with desire upon its fearsome might, none have succeeded in wresting the reigns of powers from my adjective-infused grasp…

Way back at the beginning of our online adventure together, when I was writing the About the Author page, I made a solemn and binding promise to keep everyone updated on any new titles, adjectives, or insults applied to me.
I’ve noticed that no one has held me to that pledge, and where a wiser man would take that as a hint, I am choosing to interpret it as a challenge…

Sometime back, while still suffering from the acute absence of my spouse, I was tagged by the Rosetta Rants Translator, who encouraged me to open up and declare several random facts about myself.
I abstained at the time to spare my readers any unpleasant revelations of my emotional well-being during my long and painful Camille-less state…

Final exams are over and I have successfully passed my classes. (Yeaaa!) I am trying to get back into the swing of professional humor production, so be looking for a good article on Monday.
In the meantime, I have set up a little question and answer session with my tired and somewhat surly self to discuss this whole period of agony I have just completed. If that seems a little schizophrenic to you, then you are clearly not acquainted with the usual proceedings of this site…