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The Other White Meat

by Brent on January 13, 2010

in Adventures of the Author

Recently, while wandering the highways and byways of Tennessee in search of a snack, I found a unique dining establishment.
Not a hole in the wall or a greasy spoon, but a really upscale eatery, featuring a cuisine unmatched in the western hemisphere.
Which is probably a good thing.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to have fine [...]

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Say No To FM

by Brent on January 4, 2008

in Commentary

A general rule that has served me well over the years is that anything capable of smiling probably doesn’t belong on the menu…

Smiling Snacks

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Cannibal Snacks

by Brent on March 5, 2007

in Commentary

To ease the assimilation of cannibalistic peoples into American culture, Frito-Lay is introducing a new line of snack foods geared toward the Cannibal-American population.

I don’t even want to know how you know that
The first entry into this new snack market is Grandma’s Rich and Chewy Cookies. These grandmother fortified pastries allow Cannibal-Americans to discreetly partake [...]

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