On April 24th Doctor Harold Toboggans, a previously thought fictional figure, made a live appearance at the third annual Memphis Zombie Massacre to promote his latest therapy product Zombies Anonymous.
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Reports have been flooding in regarding Doctor Harold Toboggans’ appearance last night at the Memphis Zombie Massacre. Against all my fondest hope and sincerest wishes, the Doctor was not eaten, beaten, or even maimed by the undead hordes but instead seamed to find some common ground with those desperate souls.
Probably the thirst for blood, I’m guessing.
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Who will prevail?
Find out Friday April 24.
On the the streets of Memphis.
Well…not all of them. But Beale street for sure, and Third street, and Second.
And quite a bit of Main.
Don’t miss your chance to see Doctor Toboggans in person. You’ll probably regret it.
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But even as disturbing as Doctor Toboggans’ recent reanimation has proven to be, I fear that things are looking even beaker for the bluff city. Thanks to the diligent detective work of fellow Memphis blogger Lindsey from Theology&Geometry, I have learned that the city of Memphis is bracing for a full fledged zombie invasion…
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We interrupt your previously scheduled Anniversary Celebration to bring you the following Urgent News Development:
Doctor Harold Toboggans has been found.
After an unexplained six-month absence, self-renown psychologist and internet racketeer Harold toboggans was spotted by several witnesses today at a Memphis area park…
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At breakfast this morning I found a hair in my oatmeal.
A full mustache delicately floating in my bowl
Clearly, it is a sign. Somewhere, somehow, in some thoroughly obnoxious way, Doctor Harold Toboggans in on the move…
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