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Herman Fording

Rouge Agent Flips Canada The Bucket

by Brent on January 25, 2008

in Commentary

The Fording Report:
A Herman Fording exclusive.

In a shocking, gratuitous, and hopefully award winning display of international impropriety, survivalist and blog-stalker Christopher NotSee, has confessed to assaulting the nation of Canada with former rap star M.C. Hammer…

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No Body Home

by Brent on October 7, 2007

in Uncategorized

Hello Friends, I am on duty over at DangerCouch today. Feel free to stop on by and see what Herman Fording has dug up on the Couch crew…

Danger Couch ~ the Ominous Comma

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The Fording Report
Instigative journalism from Harold Fording – Presented by Dissociated Press

I have for you today a story so unexpected, so shocking, so absolutely Pulitzer-worthy, that I barely have to time to write it because of all the hours I am putting in on my award acceptance speech.

It’s not just a scoop, it’s an industrial earth-mover of a story, complete with hard-hats, cat-calls, and other hyphenated accessories…

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Herman Fording has been up to his usual journalistic magnificence again. See what dirt he has uncovered on Ominous Banner designer extraordinaire “Danger” Dan Baker, at my other site Danger Couch.

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Dissociated Press presents:
The Fording Report
Still more From Herman Fording about headlines.
(A hard-hitting, and apparently never ending, series about writing the news.)

This is Herman Fording, voted Everyone’s Favorite Instigative Journalist, by a distinguished panel of tranquilized preschoolers, and I’m here with yet another installment of Writing Better Headlines. If you have been following this highly informative series, and only an idiot wouldn’t…

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Monkey Story Update

by Brent on April 20, 2007

in Random

Although seldom acknowledged as such, the Ominous Comma is a fount of public service, providing information and inspiration to individuals from all walks of life. A perfect example of this is provided by that journalistic specialist know only as the Drive-by Blogger.

Taking the lessons provided by our own Herman Fording, he has provided the reading public with a rich and compelling monkey story, one far superior to the sad example provide by the Associated Press…

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