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Dissociated Press presents:
The Fording Report
A Special Report by Herman Fording
In my long and illustrious career I have fabricated countless headlines; all of them brilliant, many of them true. Except for one in 1992 about the Trans-Icelandic Iguana Guano gurney race, but I try not to think about that one…
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Instigative journalist Herman Fording is back on the news scene and he is in rare form. Plunging deep beneath the surface scratched by other reporters, Fording goes straight for the beating heart of current events, personally manning the aorta of news flow and tapping the coursing currents of existence to bring you the vital essence of life itself…
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Herman Fording is a legend in the journalism community, famous for delivering the goods on some of the most unusual and confusing stories of the last twenty years. When the World Monetary Tracking Computer Network crashed, Fording was there. When Jane Fonda put her hat in the ring for the ‘88 presidential election, Fording was there. When the last known strain of so-called ‘buffalo-pocks’ bacteria disappeared from Los Alamos and the first new outbreak in a century was recorded, Fording was there…
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Fording Report: Medical Mayham
by Brent on February 23, 2007
in Commentary
Dissociated Press presents:
The Fording Report
Weekend Edition
Tonight I bring you a sad tale, a story filled with desperation and shame. A story so bad, that if it weren’t for the enormous boost in rating expected, I wouldn’t even cover it. It involves corruption and betrayal in one of the most trusted fields of human society: surgical medicine…
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