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Although I am not normally known in blogging circles for my wealth of technological wisdom any more than for my strenuous research practices or hard hitting journalism, every once in a while, in the heat of blogging passion I have been known to tackle the occasional technical issue…

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Apology to my Subconscious

by Brent on August 31, 2007

in Random

Dearest subconscious mind,

I know that we have not always gotten along in the past. I can be, well, a little bossy and you…you have your moments as well. But putting all that aside, I wanted to apologize for my role in certain regrettable events. I’m sure you remember the recent job crisis and how I shut you down and basically locked you out of all daily operations, in a desperate attempt to keep your sense of fun and irreverence from displeasing my master employers…

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Final exams are over and I have successfully passed my classes. (Yeaaa!) I am trying to get back into the swing of professional humor production, so be looking for a good article on Monday.

In the meantime, I have set up a little question and answer session with my tired and somewhat surly self to discuss this whole period of agony I have just completed. If that seems a little schizophrenic to you, then you are clearly not acquainted with the usual proceedings of this site…

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A Bill From My Body

by Brent on March 7, 2007

in Best of the Comma, Commentary

We are writing you in regards to your sudden and unexpected participation in the annual Moving of the Files festival held at your company this morning. During this event you carried a large number of impressively heavy boxes of paperwork, up not one but two flights of stairs, and into the attic in an ill-conceived [...]

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My Subconscious Responds

by Brent on February 23, 2007

in Commentary

Dear conscious mind,

I received your recent letter, but lately you’ve been very busy with all of your constant deciding, and planning, and basking in your own importance. So busy, that I have been completely unable to get your attention. So I thought I would write you a letter of my own…

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Letter To My Subconscious

by Brent on February 9, 2007

in Commentary

Dear subconscious,

As you may know, I recently read about the late Barbara Cartland, a prolific romance writer, who routinely gave detailed instructions to her subconscious regarding the creation of plots, characters, and writing in general, and then would go off to sleep…

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