Breaking All My Promises To Never Grow Up
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And it came to pass that when the storm of voting subsided, a winner emerged from the soggy ruins of digital democracy to claim his crown and the due honor that accompanied it.
And the people rejoiced, for they had secretly feared that the voting might continue unto their children and their children’s children and their children’s children’s children until all posterity cursed them for ever starting the thing in the first place.
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…Of course you would have to know Beth to understand why we would ever brave the terrors of Texas for her wedding. I can’t really help you with that, but here is an uncompromisingly accurate biography of the bride freshly clipped from the DangerCouch Propaganda Center…
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Today I am please to feature a guest post by his former eminence, Alex L. the writer, cartoonist, and multi-media funny man at The Discrete Charm of the Middleclass featuring none other than our old friend Jeremy the Feisty Jello Fungus…
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…There was also summoned from the thickening ether that surrounds both humor blogs and public restrooms alike, a certain gelatinous gentleman of questionable repute: Jeremy the Feisty Jello Fungus.
Like so many of us, Jeremy was conceived as a dare and is faced with the daunting prospect of finding meaning in a life already far exceeding any plans of his propagators…
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The NSA couldn’t find him. MI6 gave up in despair. Even geographic legend Carmen Sandiego had no idea where in the world he was.
But where they failed, the unstoppable might and devastatingly good taste of the Comma-reading horde has prevailed…
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Entirely too often I allow the minor distractions of life to blind me to what is truly important. Family, career, college, writing, acting, even sleep, at one time or another, have all come between me and my responsibility to keep abreast of my favorite blogs…
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