Preparing for a wedding can be tricky, even if it’s not yours.
Especially if it’s not yours.
Especially if, to pick a purely and totally hypothetical case, the wedding in question belongs to your daughter, your baby, the one you didn’t just watch grow up, but actually grew up alongside of. The always changing, yet comfortingly consistent [...]
Do you feel that in the air? Right below the humidity, a little to the left of the bugs? Yeah, right there.
That’s anticipation.
It occupies the atmosphere tonight, not for any of the usual reasons like air-traffic gridlock or chronic Phil Collins exposure, but because tomorrow my daughter returns home.
That’s right friends and neighbors, in just [...]
Little Miss Ominous says: “It’s nice to know that when I can’t get my medication, I can always fall back on my subscription to the Ominous Comma. Like a gentle psychiatric tourniquet, the Comma always keeps me semi-well-balanced until medical attention arrives.

As you may have noticed I have dismantled the landing page. It offended me with its insistent demands for endless additional clicks. If you ever grow sentimental for it, it now answers to the name “Site Map.”
Pray that you don’t offend me as well, or I might change your name to Smedley…
