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On May 28th at precisely 6:32 pm, the normally quiet streets of downtown Memphis erupted into the flagrant flurry of festering flesh that is the annual Memphis Zombie Massacre.
The roads ran red with corn syrup as the undead participants faced a horror worse than their own potent halitosis…the sickening specter of Doctor Harold Toboggans.
Ever conscientious [...]
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In which the ever-egomaniacal Doctor Harold Toboggans concludes his three-part assault on Church Health Center Wellness.
Will he finally cure the Center of its not-for-profit orientation? Does he ever find the elusive Dr Scott Morris? Can he truly prevent prevention?
Discover the answer to these and many more questions in this earth-shattering video.
The Center Strikes Back
As much [...]
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In the now infamous Forbes article, Memphis was declared to be the third most miserable city in America. For therapist Dr Harold Toboggans this came as good news, for in his school of psychiatry, misery equals money.
Join the good Doctor as he takes to Beale Street and interviews some St Patrick’s Day revelers about their [...]
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In which Dr Harold Toboggans, psychiatric scourge of Memphis, continues his intervention of Church Health Center Wellness, enduring the rigors of healthy snacks, lard-free recipes, and hordes of small humans.
Night of the Livid Nutrition
Tune in March 15th for the final chapter in the CHC saga: The Center Strikes Back
Meanwhile discover Church Health Center for yourself [...]
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What if you wanted to help out with some of the great volunteer programs that kept your community healthy and growing but weren’t exactly sure who needed what?
Whatever would you do?
Well, if you were in Memphis you could attend the Volunteer Expo this Thursday at Oak Court Mall.
From 4 to 7 pm, some eighty different [...]
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In which Doctor Harold Toboggans launches the first installment of his three-part mini-session at Church Health Center Wellness, dedicating himself to “cure” that fine facility from its emphasis on illness prevention and worse still, its not-for-profit approach to medicine.
Enter the Wellness
And don’t miss the second session: “Night of the Livid Nutrition” coming to internets everywhere [...]
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