Breaking All My Promises To Never Grow Up
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If you find yourself in Memphis this July you will have entered into the classic good news / bad news situation.
The bad news is that it is so hideously, fiendishly hot here now, that your primary mode of transportation will be to swim from place to place in a pool of your own sweat.
The good [...]
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Just a reminder that time is running out to vote in our captivating caption contest.
Five lucky contestants are still battling it out for ultimate caption supremacy and their fates lie in your hands…or more specifically, your mouse.
Let me also remind you that I’m still at it over at MemphisConnect with my weekly humor column Ask [...]
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Twenty-nine years ago today Mount St. Helens exploded sending significant portions of its mass rocketing into the atmosphere in blatant disregard for the stipulations of gravity, the EPA, and the Federal Stationary Scenery Act…
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The exciting news that I referred to in the last post is that I have started a brand spanking new blog for MemphisConnect.com.
The name of this fine fountain of noteworthy knowledge is Ask Brent and there I expound upon the many social and cultural mysteries of Memphis…
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On April 24th Doctor Harold Toboggans, a previously thought fictional figure, made a live appearance at the third annual Memphis Zombie Massacre to promote his latest therapy product Zombies Anonymous.
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Reports have been flooding in regarding Doctor Harold Toboggans’ appearance last night at the Memphis Zombie Massacre. Against all my fondest hope and sincerest wishes, the Doctor was not eaten, beaten, or even maimed by the undead hordes but instead seamed to find some common ground with those desperate souls.
Probably the thirst for blood, I’m guessing.
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