Yesterday, I was visited by representatives of the Department of Humor Security. It seems that there is humoron shortage and I have be asked, in a spirit of community patriotism, to stop wasting vital humor resources on projects as trivial as this blog. Apparently my humble attempts at humor are draining the inter-dimensional supply of ridiculousity required by the government for its continued operation…
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Six Ways to Fight Terrorism Using Only A Necktie
by Brent on November 26, 2007
in Best of the Comma, Commentary
In today’s uncertain political climate, with the threat of terrorism coming in a wide spectrum of designer colors, it is more important than ever to be prepared for any eventuality. That’s why top experts like myself recommend never leaving your home without the safety and security of a properly worn necktie…
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